2009年10月14日 星期三

賞昇對白節錄244-248集

第244集 稻草人與她的中秋節
(02:37)
賞:「新來乍到,人生路不熟。不知道你家附近有什麼好吃的?你知道過節嘛,不想一個人吃泡麵。」
昇:「對(係喎),George還沒回來。其實就算樂兒來不及回來,飯總是要吃的,一起吃吧。」
賞:「好(啊)。」

(12:42)
昇:「老總。」
賞:「社長,你明晚約了人嗎?」
昇:「對,你要陪閆先生過節,我就約人去釣魚,讓你爽約爽得沒那麼內疚(啊嘛)。」
賞:「我爽你的約(我放你飛機)?你知道這次爽約,我是何等的無可奈何。你又怎樣?我有親口拒絕你嗎?你約人之前有問清楚我嗎?真沒禮貌。」

(15:12)
賞:「你不是約了人釣魚嗎?」
昇:「沒有(無啊),人家說中秋節釣魚多數會空手而回,都說不去了。(D人話中秋節釣魚多數食白果,個個都縮哂沙)。」
兒:「哥哥做了很多好菜,快過來吃吧。」
賞:「謝謝。」
兒:「不客氣。」
賞:「所有菜式都是你一個人做的?」
昇:「是我付錢叫路口的毛記小廚做的。」
兒:「(嘩)檸汁雞。」
昇:「(喂喂喂)這樣沒規矩,你真是的。」
賞:「好吃嗎?」
兒:「好吃。」
昇:「你也是這樣,不是真的那麼好吃吧?倒真的很好吃。」
賞:「很棒。」
昇:「來…先擦擦手。」
賞:「謝謝。」
昇:「老總,來…」
兒:「我喜歡吃這個。」
昇:「不是給你的,先給客人,好嗎?」
兒:「對不起(sorrysorry)…」

(17:24)
賞:「切好了。」
兒:「太好了。」
昇:「好,吃月餅…」
兒:「我要這塊。」
昇:「我要這塊。」
兒:「(哎喲)有蛋黃,好好吃。」
昇(把手機的鏡頭對準兒):「來,看過來。」
兒:「不要拍我饞嘴的樣子。」
昇:「(來…)」
兒:「月亮好大。」
(昇悄悄地把鏡頭移向賞,當賞看到時就把鏡頭對準月亮,賞暗笑)
兒:「我想如果姨媽在這裡一定很開心。」
昇:「現在姨媽跟姨丈在一起更開心。」
兒:「說得對(咁又係)。我們吃了那麼多月餅(呢),應該多喝茶來幫助消化。」
昇:「好。」
賞:「好,我也想喝點茶。」
昇:「沒有了。」
兒:「那我下去倒。」
昇:「(嗯…)不知道有多久沒試過這樣認真地抬頭看月光。怎麼樣,行不行,讓我來幫你吧。」
賞:「好(啊)。」
昇:「粗活當然由我來做。」
賞:「可以嗎?厲害。」
昇:「這是你的。」
賞:「好。甜不甜?」
昇:「好甜。」
賞:「真的嗎?嘗嘗看(試下先)。(嘩)好酸(酸到啊)。」
昇:「不會吧。」
賞:「你騙我。」
昇:「免費請你吃,還要投訴。」
賞:「免費又怎能,你以為我很貪吃嗎?」
昇:「你不貪吃,怎麼跑來白吃白喝。」
賞:「好(啊),那我不吃了。」
昇:「不要這樣(唔好咁又)。來,給你吃,多給你一個橙,來…」

(20:35)
昇:「你們要習慣一下了。包公有了堅姐後,我想以後每逢佳節,你們都要自己過。」
軍:「社長好像心情很好的樣子,中秋過得很開心吧。」
兒:「他不知道有多悶。我說開車去赤柱在海邊賞月,他就說沒跟人家擠過嗎;然後我說去山頂,他就說,去到山頂也是看著同一個月光,最後還是在屋頂上過。」
賞、昇二人:「屋頂也不錯(天台幾好啊)…」

第245集 金波四勇士
(06:39)
賞:「怎麼會,我一說,他就記起來了。」
昇:「對…他還私下拿出五千元,請大家吃頓好的,阿堅由你保管。」

第248集 手袋風波
(15:00)
昇:「老總,我覺得在你的腦袋裡好像有一些很奇怪的主意在盤旋。」
賞:「隔著頭顱也知道我在想什麼嗎?」

(16:27)
昇:「原來老總的腦袋就是在想這個(咁)邪惡的計劃。」
賞:「(呃)這樣做是有點違背我自己的原則(既)。但不知怎的,一看到蒙小姐的樣子(呢),我那種警惡鋤奸的衝動就按捺不住。」
眾人:「說得沒錯。」
昇:「是嗎(係)?如果我不支持的話,我豈不是變成余龜蛋?」
賞:「你這種高級行政人員做不做龜蛋你自己決定吧。」
昇:「(唉)我決定…當沒聽過這件事情。」
兒:「那…不阻止和不舉報(呢),也算是一種支持。」
昇:「但我要提醒你們一句,如果真的那麼走運讓你們換到那手提包的話,我希望你們找個機會神不知鬼不覺地還給人家。」
賞:「我也知道偷東西是刑事罪行(黎架),但在蒙小姐出醜的同時(呢),她的手提包已被速遞去香茅集團(架啦)。」

7 則留言:

Winnie 提到...

謝謝風的辛勞, 為我地節錄賞昇對白~

immick 提到...

可以加上佢哋係稻草人blog的獨白嗎?

提到...

>Winnie
不用謝,有人看我已經很高興

>immick
好的,感謝你的意見

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